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no reason to get excited wah wah wah how are you how are you doing get ready for the new generation

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folks the new thing is here the new station the playstation 5 5g is this funny how that's

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happening isn't it 5g technology and now the 5 fifth generation of playstation is coming out well that's a weird coincidence wake up 7 what about the playstation 7 in a few years will we be alive

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some of us might not even be alive for the seventh playstation sorry I lost this webcam you know it could be a bummer if we're not around for 7 I'd like to at least be around for fucking playstation 8 before before my candle burns out

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but on a five-year cycle if the consoles are on a five-year cycle that means

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playstation 6

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I could get to playstation 13 if I play my cards right you know just going on if you break down what median age you'd probably you'd hope to fucking live to in the western world basically if you lay off the bags and the drink and you do a bit of fucking cardio each day you could live to see face it's face station 13

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how about you let me know in the chat anyway make sure to give me a comment let me know here we go here we go

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get ready for fucking power

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me contain nuts

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whoa what's that man it's a box

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whoa what's that man it's a box

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Thank you.

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What are they at? What are they doing? So mystifying! It's so strange!

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Oh yeah! 94 baby! Captain Sack! White House, Major League Baseball, Cloudman, shooting villages up, mad kids, fucking Uncharted, Shycrack, big little big planet, never played it, look rubbish, big monsters, God of War,

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Infamous, Final Fantasy Remake, that's a shit game that never sold well, VR still haven't got it, The Last of Us, some other stuff, Samurai Shite, Captain Sack, thank you very much, and Geographic Sony Shaped, thanks.

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So that's a prelude, that's a prelude of stuff that's happened, now it's time for the real shit, GTA 6.

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Weather, or the, I don't know, that thing, that magic.

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Showing us all this for?

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I thought we were trying to get out of this bullshit.

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You sounding more and more like a Snee-I-S every day.

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As you took to Wonderland.

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My job, my score.

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Why are, why are they showing us this?

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This is old, man. This is 2013, this game was brought out.

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Work.

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Why are they going big on GTA 5? Is there any other stuff?

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This cannot be traced back to me. Champagne, anyone? Just sort of smash things. Now what? I have them in stone.

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from yesterday. They're still milking it. Bring out GTA 6 lads. Bring out GTA 6. It's not rocket science.

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Don't care man. Do not care. PS4 gets 1 million in GTA cash every month. No way man.

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No way. No way.

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Were you at the PS5 launch? You were.

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PS5. What better way to enjoy PS5 than with me. A guy on the internet.

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Basically, GTA 5 was the game that brought us all together. We want to go on about GTA 5 and bring you...

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We hope that our partnership with Grand Theft Auto 5 will continue into the nether regions of the futuristic mindset of each and every individual player.

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The biggest generational transition our industry has yet seen. The content we've curated for today's event showcases how PS5 has inspired developers to create new experiences that are transformative in how they look, sound and feel. Enough from me. We're gonna have the games do our tour.

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Men's all over the place.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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You'll be a hero, Miles.

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Okay.

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Let's do this.

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Khorik, thank you very much.

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Khorik says that man looks like Gordon Ramsay.

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He did.

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They should get more...

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Just kind of like fucking young, trendier folk to do the launches.

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Because they usually get these tech guys.

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And they're not all...

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They're nowhere near as good as like Steve Jobs used to be.

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Like, you know.

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I'm not fucking hero worshiping jobs, but I mean...

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He did the jobs.

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He did the job.

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When it needed doing.

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Jobs did the...

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Jobs got the fucking job done.

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He was on the job all the time.

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Be yourself.

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Holiday 2020.

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Be yourself.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Thanks, Khorik.

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Wow, it's Kanzanori Yamauchi.

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Yamauchi Man.

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Polyphony Grand Turismo.

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I'm really excited to share this program.

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I'm excited to share this program.

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I think it's a great program.

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if you play the fan, you'll be really happy to be able to play it.

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I think it's a great program.

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Is it, yeah?

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Please enjoy.

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Is that the crack?

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G...G...G...Grant Turismo 7.

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I'm calling it.

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G...Grant Turismo VR Nightmare World.

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G...Grant Turismo Swinford.

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Sorry, I turned that down.

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G...Grant Turismo is back.

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Kieran Flood

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Thank you very much for your tip

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What's the crack?

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Check my email I sent you

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I will check your email Kieran

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I will check your email

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Thank you very much

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Gran Turismo 7

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Look

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Sure I told you it was going to be Gran Turismo 7

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Big news yeah

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Sony Viper Socks

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COVID thank you very much

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It looks the same as the last game

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Same as the last game

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Same as the last game

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Same thing as the last one they made

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It's exactly the same

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Imagine this was the launch for your fucking console

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And people have been waiting for the PS5 for a long time

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And this is what they gave you

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A game that you can already play on the fucking PlayStation

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And now

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And now it's crashed

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Why are they showing us this?

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I paused it because it's just fucking

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I could be playing it

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Anyway

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Calm Moore

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Calm Moore

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Thank you very much

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Calm Moore

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For your very kind hearted tip

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I hope you're going to enjoy the PlayStation 5 reveal

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We haven't got to the reveal of the console and the controller yet

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Even though

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Snaps have been leaked

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Snaps have been leaked if you want to see them

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I hear you can see them

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Shenmue 4

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Fuck I don't know

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I was let down by the third game now

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Big time

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Jack

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Fucking

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Sack and Daxter

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Again

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Is it Ratchet and Clank or fucking

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Jack and Sack

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Whatever it is

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Get

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Lads

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Sony

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You've blew it

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We're only five minutes in

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And you've

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You've

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You've given us the same game

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That I already own

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And you're giving us

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Jack

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And Daxter

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Sound down for this

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Dodo thank you very much

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Dodo

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Thank you very very much

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PS

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PS5 games

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As exciting as a fart in a bubble

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Look at this

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We got this cool little dude

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You got this cool little Jackster dude

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And he can ride a dragon through the night

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And that's not all

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Stair Chicken

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Thank you so much for your tip

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You get to fight intergalactic pirates

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On a space cruise missile ship

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You got this little robot Ratchet and Clank friend

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He's cool

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He's a groovy little guy too

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And that's not all

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After you fought the intergalactic space pirates

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You can go into a

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You go into a new world

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You got this cool little kooky robot guy

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Oh my boy

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What?

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Why do they always fucking land like that?

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There really is no reason to get excited Jimmy

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You fucking hit the nail on the head from beyond the grave

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Here we go

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No reason to get excited

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No reason to get excited

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No reason to get excited

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But please be kind of slow

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No reason to get excited

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Who's this lad now?

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There are many here

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I'm from

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Let's put him up

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Let's put the fuck up

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Clank are near and dear to our hearts at Insomniac

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And we can't wait to share more with you in the future

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But for now

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Here's another look

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No more of this

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Did you see that?

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We're really excited

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We're really excited

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We're

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We at Sony are really excited about the upcoming release of

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Ratchet and Daxter 6

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Beyond the Intergalactic Zone

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What we've done is we've modified all the

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We took everything you love

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About Ratchet and Clank

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And Jak and Daxter

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And that other shit game that we launched for PS4 called Knack

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And what we have done is we've taken all those ingredients

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And we put them in a blender

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And hit the button that says blend

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And now

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It's platforming

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It's 3D platforming

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Unlike nothing before that has come before it

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Think Mario

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Think Mario 3D

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Think Mario 64

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But now

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But now

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We rendered

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We took an army of developers

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To Ratchet's face

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At the dev team

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Sorry about that

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The dev team took a ratchet to

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To Clank's face

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We built

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In the office

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We had a life-size

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Mannequin model

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Of Ratchet and Daxter

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We took a ratchet out of the toolbox

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And smashed those guys' faces in

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We picked up the pieces

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We went home to our wives

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We slept on what we'd done

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We came back the next day

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Ready to create a brand new

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Jak and Daxter game

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That would blow

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Your mind

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This is worth

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This is gonna be worth

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The best part of

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This is gonna be worth

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The PS5 alone

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Ratchet and Clank

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Rift Apart

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Be there

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Be there

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$750 launch title

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Come on me

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Oh thank you very much

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Thank you very much

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And Stare Chicken

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Have you done the tis in my ass reading

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No

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I haven't

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I don't know if I will

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Because Jerry might come after me

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He might drive all the way from Limerick

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To

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And track me down and fucking accuse me of stuff

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In a world

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Not their own

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Where resolve will be tested

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Truths will be questioned

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And devotions

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Will be doubted

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She will rise

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Project Athea

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Project fucking

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Apathy man

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It looks as bland

276
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As grey fucking

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Millet seed

278
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In a bowl

279
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It looks as bland

280
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As a grey fucking blanket

281
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From Gynies

282
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In the special fucking blanket

283
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Reduced Isle

284
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And that doesn't even exist

285
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Because it's such a bland concept

286
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For an Isle

287
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I like Ratchet and Clank

288
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Thank you very much

289
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,680
I like Ratchet and Clank

290
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Please leave them alone

291
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,460
You say sorry about that

292
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It was just a joke

293
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I don't really care about them

294
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Just a laugh

295
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Just trying to fucking have a laugh

296
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,180
Thanks for the tip

297
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:32,960
Who is this now

298
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,240
It's a cyborg robot guy

299
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This is Project

300
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,220
Athea

301
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There's a cat

302
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It's another fucking

303
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Retro

304
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Futuristic

305
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,160
Cyberpunk

306
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Fucking

307
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Neon pink light

308
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And a cat has a little robot

309
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Battery pack on it's back

310
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It's got fucking

311
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Just

312
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Silly robots

313
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Getting haircuts

314
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It's Japanese

315
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Stuff in it as well

316
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,920
Another pussycat

317
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You're a cat

318
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Basically who runs around

319
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The new

320
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The new world

321
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,200
The new

322
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World

323
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Order

324
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Evved

325
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Thank you very much

326
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,300
For your tip

327
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,000
Figured it out

328
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,860
Zurich man

329
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:17,720
Pushed John's father

330
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,260
Off the eiger

331
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,080
To sell life insurance

332
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,160
That was the murder

333
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:20,680
He mentioned

334
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In the shower

335
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,260
Well that's a theory

336
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:24,920
That you have

337
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,640
And all I want to say

338
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,480
Is thanks for the tip

339
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:33,520
And it's a cute little cat

340
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,380
This is Stray

341
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,920
Okay this is a launch title

342
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,560
Coming up for PS5

343
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$750 launch console title

344
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:41,940
2021

345
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It's not even going to be available

346
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,360
When you buy the console

347
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Please buy the console

348
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:46,800
For Stray

349
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You're a cool

350
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You're a cool little

351
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,060
Groovy Stray cat

352
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In a madman's world

353
00:20:52,840 --> 00:21:01,580
PS5

354
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Play nice

355
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,020
PS5

356
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,720
It's fucking

357
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,740
Playtime man

358
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,480
They're going to get me

359
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,300
To do the adverts

360
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,360
When it comes on

361
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When it comes out

362
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:13,420
I mean

363
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Do you know your man

364
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,380
Ray Tracens

365
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,900
He's involved in it

366
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,720
Wow

367
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,260
Haptic feedback

368
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:27,240
No way

369
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,600
They had that in the last pad

370
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As well

371
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:36,660
Adaptive triggers

372
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:42,480
You got an itchy trigger finger

373
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,640
Watch out

374
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,820
New controller

375
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Adaptive

376
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:54,300
We got Dolby 8.9

377
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Sound

378
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,840
Surround

379
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,320
Sound

380
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,240
Controls

381
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,440
Audio speakers

382
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Making games

383
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:07,860
Used to be about

384
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,180
These constant trade-offs

385
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,520
Between the artistic vision

386
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,200
And technical limitations

387
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,740
With PS5

388
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:14,780
We're not going to be

389
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:15,640
Burdened like that

390
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,180
We're going to be able

391
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,060
To realize our artistic vision

392
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:19,100
A lot better

393
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,920
It's got a ton of horsepower

394
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,660
Which is very easy to unlock

395
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,000
And it's a machine

396
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,400
That's really easy to develop on

397
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,760
The PS5 will present

398
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,300
A paradigm shift

399
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,300
As to what players

400
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,020
Will come to expect

401
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,600
From gaming

402
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,720
PlayStation 5 paradigm shift guys

403
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,540
Make worlds

404
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,740
Great gameplay

405
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,740
That I think

406
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,200
Will truly captivate the player

407
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,140
And really surprise

408
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:39,940
Quite a few people

409
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,140
Please take a look

410
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:41,940
At this new franchise

411
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:42,940
For World War Studios

412
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,140
Coming exclusively

413
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:46,180
For PlayStation 5

414
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:52,940
PS5 tough guy

415
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:56,360
Thank you very much cans

416
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,620
And 9 to 4 patting

417
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,080
For your tip

418
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,000
Shout out to the Hong Kong crew

419
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,740
Clara

420
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,400
Patting

421
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,040
Collie

422
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:04,660
Rhino

423
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,260
Jock

424
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,160
And Louise

425
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,700
Is this another

426
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,040
Hideo Kojima

427
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,660
Hideo Kojima game

428
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,160
Crash

429
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,160
The attack

430
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,700
What was that fucking

431
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,200
Death Stranding thing all about

432
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,000
I didn't play it

433
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,340
They got Conan O'Brien in it

434
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:25,740
What was that about like

435
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:28,020
Did Hideo Kojima just think

436
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,780
Oh look at all the views

437
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,120
He's getting playing the games

438
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,540
Badly

439
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,500
So we might put him in it

440
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,000
So we might put him in it

441
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,660
Like way to fucking

442
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:40,660
Not ruin your legacy

443
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:41,120
But I mean

444
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,140
Maybe

445
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:43,820
Look he made Metal Gear

446
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:44,900
So maybe you can fucking

447
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,000
Have a pass on putting

448
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,700
Just doing daft shit like that

449
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:48,520
I haven't played it

450
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,280
So I can't really

451
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,080
I can't comment

452
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,460
Disregard all I've said

453
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:54,160
But it did look shite

454
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,340
Infecting my mind

455
00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,940
My memories

456
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,860
The longer I spend here

457
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,640
The more I can feel my sanity slip away

458
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,700
You're to your herring

459
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,120
But I cannot

460
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,420
Thank you very much

461
00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:41,540
Sorry I would just mute that

462
00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:42,700
Because it's rubbish

463
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:46,500
Returnal

464
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,500
Sumo

465
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,500
Sumo

466
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,500
Sumo

467
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,500
Sumo

468
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:51,500
Sumo

469
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:51,500
Sumo

470
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:56,500
Sumo

471
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,500
Sumo

472
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:58,500
Sumo

473
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,500
Sumo

474
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,500
Sumo

475
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,500
Sumo

476
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,500
Sumo

477
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:16,660
Sumo, sumo, sumo, sumo.

478
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:20,760
Ugh, not another kooky, quirky little fucking platform animal.

479
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:33,600
Another quirky, kooky, furry, lovable platform animal based game with a zip on the back.

480
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,080
They made me sign in this.

481
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,660
They made me confirm, oh, it's LittleBigPlanet, another one.

482
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:40,080
Sackboy, what?

483
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,900
They made me, uh, you couldn't watch the game, you couldn't watch this unless you put your fucking age in.

484
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:53,920
So I was expecting some good, good choice titles, but so far we've been given cack.

485
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,340
Solid cackboy.

486
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,320
I'm lost for words.

487
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,520
Bacon fedora lord, thank you very much.

488
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:21,140
And also, there's someone who tipped in twice there saying something about Varag or...

489
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,280
Just like, you know, and what he loves and that.

490
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:30,140
And thanks for the tips, but I mean, I can't be fucking continually letting stuff go on the screen that's...

491
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:36,740
You might think I'm a cop-out, but I mean, I'm only just trying to keep it a nice fucking environment-like, you know?

492
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,620
But thanks for the tips.

493
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,400
This is cack.

494
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:52,000
Look at the shtet of that.

495
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,600
Sorry about that.

496
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,040
Look at the shtet of this.

497
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,400
It's just another fucking little big planet.

498
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,600
The same game they brought.

499
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:04,680
This PS3 stuff, like, launched some new fucking titles.

500
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,700
Like, you think Sony, PlayStation, like...

501
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,700
Remember the original PlayStation, the amazing stuff that came out, and...

502
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,440
Where's the groundbreaking title?

503
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,840
Like...

504
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,140
Do you know what I mean?

505
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,040
700 and...

506
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,420
I heard it's gonna be 750 quid for this fucking yoke.

507
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,080
You could get a PC.

508
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,000
You could probably get a PC.

509
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:29,700
Look at this...

510
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:40,760
and japanimation japanese style fucking oh it's shite it's shite it's cuntish

511
00:27:40,760 --> 00:28:06,640
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

512
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:25,620
back back to and with you thank you very much sweaty kavanagh thank you very much shin fein

513
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:36,200
thank you very much ninja gamer thank you very much ninja gamer says rockstar trolled us

514
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:46,080
i rockstar trolled us i very excited when i seen the r star symbol came up there will also be another

515
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:52,280
announcement by them likely red dead redemption 2 for ps5 so don't get too hyped when you see the

516
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:58,760
rockstar symbol again well thank you for making sure that i don't get it overexcited again because

517
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:08,640
i heard that gta 6 was going to be coming out i heard the news on the street was the gta 6 was going to be

518
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,640
coming out

519
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,180
And what did we get?

520
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:14,660
Nothing.

521
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,040
Fucking joke sack of games.

522
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,380
Sackboy and Clank.

523
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,000
Hello everyone, my name is Josh Greer and this is my brother Mike.

524
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:24,780
We're from Ember Lab, a small team with a background in film and animation.

525
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:25,840
Sounds shy.

526
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,520
We're very excited today to share with you the first look at our new game.

527
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,160
It better be good, lads.

528
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,620
That has themes in personal growth and redemption.

529
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,520
Sounds shy.

530
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:34,880
Enjoy.

531
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,480
Better be good, lads.

532
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,700
Thanks for the tip.

533
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:40,660
Can't see the name there.

534
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,400
Ember's Lab is after you.

535
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:01,200
You're a cop-out.

536
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,220
Thanks very much for the tip.

537
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,260
I'm not a cop-out, man.

538
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:03,960
You're a cop-out.

539
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,180
So you're a liar.

540
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,840
You're a liar.

541
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:11,840
You're a liar.

542
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:19,640
Driven by the belief that you can help these troubled spirits.

543
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,240
Is this a Disney film, is it?

544
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,720
Story about personal growth.

545
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,080
It's got a lot of heart.

546
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,340
It's a great tale.

547
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,660
It's got a great story.

548
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,100
It's got personal growth.

549
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:45,960
You have no power here, Kena.

550
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,700
Thank you very much for the tip there, lads.

551
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,720
I missed you because I had the jumper over the head.

552
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,060
You're a cop-out.

553
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:55,800
Thank you very much.

554
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:56,960
Load of shite games.

555
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,140
Thank you very much.

556
00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,420
Load of shite games says,

557
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:07,140
All these trailers visually look class, but guaranteed the gameplay is stale, recycled piss that we have seen a million times.

558
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,740
Nothing unique going on at all.

559
00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:11,440
You hit the nail on the head.

560
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,700
It was the same with the last one in 2013, the launch for PS4.

561
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,180
Nothing amazing.

562
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,320
Nothing amazing.

563
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,620
The graphics look good, but the rest of it, same old sugar, baby.

564
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,020
Same old sugar.

565
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,960
Simo, thank you very much for your tip.

566
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:36,380
6, euro 66, which is a nice tip, but it's also the number of the beast.

567
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:42,180
You said, this is the biggest letdown since superstar mode in pro evolution soccer.

568
00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:43,540
Hopefully, that's not a dig at me.

569
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:49,000
If that's a dig at me, then I still thank you for the tip, but I'm also a little bit let down.

570
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,220
Johnson's wireless printer.

571
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,060
Thank you very much.

572
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,700
Yeah, they trolled.

573
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:55,520
They trolled us.

574
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,720
The trolls are out, man.

575
00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:57,700
The trolls are out.

576
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:06,580
You ever feel like you're just waiting for a sign?

577
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,560
Yeah, a fucking sign of a good time coming up.

578
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,700
GTA 6.

579
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:12,040
Do that thing you've always meant to do.

580
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:13,620
Yeah, not this.

581
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:16,040
Studio Ghibli, is it?

582
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,660
Sometimes I feel like I'm just standing on the edge of doing great things.

583
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,820
Feels like I'm watching a fucking spirited away yoke.

584
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,360
Something's holding me back.

585
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,240
Something's holding me back from clicking end stream.

586
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:28,680
Maybe it's just nerves.

587
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,400
Because I'm disgusted.

588
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,640
Maybe it's the fear that I'll never be as good as what I imagined.

589
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,620
Well, the game will never be as good as ye imagined it, lads.

590
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,980
I can guarantee that.

591
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:41,820
But if we've got nothing else to lose.

592
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,140
You've got nothing to gain by releasing this.

593
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:45,520
It looks like trash.

594
00:32:45,520 --> 00:33:04,440
Coop.

595
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,000
More like fucking cop out, man.

596
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:15,180
Have you heard this?

597
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:24,520
Do you believe in high school?

598
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,620
You're an animal.

599
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,360
You're a fox.

600
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,200
You're a fox in high school with me.

601
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,380
We shared so many cool memories in high school together.

602
00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:34,400
Yeah, we look like we're in a Studio Ghibli fucking animation.

603
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,480
Cool.

604
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,640
Put some indie music on, man.

605
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:43,980
You made me sign in for this.

606
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,380
You made me come for my age.

607
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,020
Where is the gore?

608
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:47,900
Where is the expli-

609
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,320
Remember Resident Evil 2?

610
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,300
Remember Resident Evil 1?

611
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,440
This game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore.

612
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,480
You've blown it.

613
00:33:58,980 --> 00:33:59,940
You've blown it, Sony.

614
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,120
You had it.

615
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,020
And you lost it.

616
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,160
Nigel, thank you.

617
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,400
You may have escaped the murderous blades.

618
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,740
But the fate of your entire people...

619
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,280
Is up to you.

620
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,500
Abe's Odyssey, is it?

621
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,380
Holy shit.

622
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:37,600
Did he say the F word?

623
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,120
The dirty, the dirty lizard.

624
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,120
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625
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:53,120
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626
00:34:53,120 --> 00:35:03,120
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627
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,120
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628
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:13,120
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629
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,120
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630
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,120
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631
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:27,120
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632
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,120
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633
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,120
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634
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,120
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635
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,120
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636
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,120
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637
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,120
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638
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,120
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639
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:49,120
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640
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:55,120
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641
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,120
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642
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,120
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643
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,120
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644
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,120
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645
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,120
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646
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,120
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647
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,120
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648
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,120
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649
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,120
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650
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:13,120
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651
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,120
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652
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,120
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653
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:22,500
Welcome to Japan. Capital City, Tokyo. Pickled Onions. Thanks for the tip, lad.

654
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:31,900
Ballyoggin Bathwater. Number two, Frank McCourt. Balls B. Thank you very much. Cahill is a gimp. Thank you very much. Cacstar. Thank you very much. And Niger.

655
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:38,760
Hi, Viper. Could you please give a shout out to my son, Grant, who's not been allowed to go back to school yet?

656
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:44,280
Listen, Grant. Don't worry about school. School's going to be there for a long time.

657
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,500
It's all about PS5 now and the amazing launch titles.

658
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,400
Parental guidance, though.

659
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:06,620
Dreamcast. Thank you very much.

660
00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:20,120
This kind of looks okay.

661
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,220
Thank you very much, absolute cac.

662
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,340
Just read a few of your comments here.

663
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,980
Did you hear about the new Irish game?

664
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:41,120
If found. It's set in Castle Bar and Ackle Island. That's not right.

665
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:43,080
If found.

666
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,440
Is that a joke that I'm not getting?

667
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:46,800
Thank you for your tip.

668
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,060
Papalazaru cancelled their...

669
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:51,960
Oh, what?

670
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,040
They haven't cancelled fucking Papalazaru.

671
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,520
They're not taking...

672
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,240
They're not fucking taking down Papalazaru now, are they?

673
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:03,140
Oh.

674
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,140
First...

675
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:07,080
First Ratchet and Clank and now Lazaru.

676
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,080
Are you excited about Xbox 2?

677
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:13,660
Says Cahill.

678
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:14,240
I'm not.

679
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:18,320
Hi, Viper. Could you please give a shout out to my son, Grant?

680
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,120
Oh, I already did.

681
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,760
Thank you very much, Grant and Nigel.

682
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,000
I hope you're getting on well.

683
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,720
Gug in a cup.

684
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,560
Thank you very much.

685
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,420
Negative on the cop-out scale.

686
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,040
I thought, um...

687
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,540
Shit Mobile Games was bad, but this is just...

688
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,140
Takes a biscuit.

689
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,600
This is all kind of bad.

690
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,940
Ninja Gamer, thank you very much.

691
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:01,480
Carve out a future for people haunted by oblivion.

692
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,960
Propel by dreams.

693
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,300
Propel by dreams, huh?

694
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,140
Propel by dreams.

695
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:40,120
Thank you.

696
00:39:40,120 --> 00:40:10,100
Thank you.

697
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,360
Where's the shit games?

698
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,120
Where's the games, Fontaine?

699
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:16,400
Open up.

700
00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,280
We got words for some shit games.

701
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,660
Where's the PS5?

702
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,520
Where's your son, PS5?

703
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,340
Tokyo?

704
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:26,500
Does Tokyo drift?

705
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:30,620
Does Tokyo drift or what?

706
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,400
Jeff wrote all the game.

707
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:40,620
Count to play games.

708
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,080
I wouldn't piss on this game if it was on fire.

709
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,620
No disrespect.

710
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,560
And no disrespect, but that game you made?

711
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,220
Yeah, it has breathtaking weapons.

712
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,080
But it sucks ass.

713
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:13,380
You made a fully realized digital world, vanquished, slash them up.

714
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:18,160
Yeah, you must have been pissed up when you made it.

715
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:20,360
It looks like everything that's come before it.

716
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,300
Cancel it.

717
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,140
Reschedule the release.

718
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,500
Do some more work on that.

719
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:26,240
Make it better.

720
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:43,580
Godfall.

721
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,480
Fall of the gods.

722
00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,980
Interesting concept.

723
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,760
Available holiday 2020.

724
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:51,780
Be there.

725
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:54,020
Or be scared.

726
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:57,100
Where's your son?

727
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,220
Where's the launch title, Sony?

728
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,480
Where's the launch titles?

729
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:05,500
Annapurna.

730
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:07,060
Heart Machines.

731
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,300
Hyper Light Drifter.

732
00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:17,360
So we got a cool little character in space.

733
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,220
There's like a satinistic ring.

734
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:24,840
This piece of shit is moving at the speed of light through space.

735
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:28,500
Crazy little cat.

736
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,320
Crazy creature.

737
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:49,440
Where's the fun, Sony?

738
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,600
Where's the fun?

739
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,820
We've been watching your launch, Sony.

740
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,740
There's nothing there that piques my interest.

741
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,460
Where are the games?

742
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,080
Where's the cop games?

743
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,320
Where's LA Noire 2?

744
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:16,840
So we made a game based on Journey.

745
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,320
Epic Journey game for PS4 and PS3.

746
00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:21,620
It's called Solar Ash.

747
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:21,960
Okay.

748
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,360
So this is a journey through time and space.

749
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,720
You're a cool girl.

750
00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,920
It's available 2021 fall.

751
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:29,400
Okay.

752
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,640
So let's have a little look here at the Sony menu animation.

753
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:41,500
What we've got is the iconic square circle triangle.

754
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,480
an X and X.

755
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,000
And what we've done is we've revolutionized this.

756
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,840
So you used to see this as just a 2D thing.

757
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,160
Okay.

758
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:48,820
So here we go.

759
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,260
We got him.

760
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,960
Here we go, Fontaine.

761
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,040
Violence.

762
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,160
Hitman.

763
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,800
Remember that shit?

764
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,240
It's back.

765
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,600
It's back up.

766
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,920
It's always going to end like this.

767
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,420
Yes.

768
00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:03,100
Yes.

769
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,300
All your hard work.

770
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:08,240
All your sacrifice.

771
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:10,860
Only sped up the process.

772
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,500
Yeah.

773
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,260
I like it, Fontaine.

774
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:17,320
Already I love it.

775
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,360
Gotta love that shit, Fontaine.

776
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,300
Johnny Barcode.

777
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:33,860
You find yourself alone.

778
00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:35,520
You fucked up.

779
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:40,500
Electro Punk.

780
00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:46,660
Only death awaits.

781
00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:48,420
Only death awaits.

782
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:53,680
Congratulations.

783
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,400
Death awaits.

784
00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,180
January 2021.

785
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,260
You got a son.

786
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,100
Where is he?

787
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,260
Where's your son?

788
00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:07,660
Hakan Abrak here from IO Interactive.

789
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,260
Hakan Abrak.

790
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,180
IO Interactive.

791
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:13,920
How you doing?

792
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,060
You're an innocent man.

793
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:22,620
It's also the dramatic conclusion for the World Assassination Trilogy.

794
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:24,280
Sounds good, Hakan.

795
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,480
Where's your son?

796
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:31,800
To present a little glimpse of the gameplay where Agent 47 is on top of the world in Dubai.

797
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:32,860
Enjoy.

798
00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:37,320
It's a new world out there.

799
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,280
Don't get scared.

800
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:39,940
You might get lost.

801
00:45:39,940 --> 00:46:07,260
Still with the Hitman.

802
00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:07,880
Hitman 3.

803
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:07,880
Hitman 3.

804
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:08,280
Okay.

805
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,040
It's still here.

806
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,860
Death awaits.

807
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:13,260
You already told us this shit.

808
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:13,940
We don't care.

809
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,320
You got a son.

810
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,440
You got a son.

811
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,940
So what we've got here is a PS5 button.

812
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,580
Press the PS button in your controller to see the main menu.

813
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,340
PS PlayStation Studios.

814
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:38,800
Okay.

815
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,480
So this cool little quirky guy lives inside your controller.

816
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,560
He comes out at night.

817
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,460
Not available to everyone who buys the console.

818
00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:47,600
But you will get him at a premium price.

819
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,800
What happens when he bursts out of your controller?

820
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:51,100
He finds the nearest beach.

821
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,140
Starts doing all kinds of quirky, cool kind of shit.

822
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:55,640
Kind of like Mario.

823
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,700
What you got to do is control that robot.

824
00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:02,100
What you got to do is control that robot and make him jump across ice cubes, snow land.

825
00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:03,560
He's got cool little buddies.

826
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,440
You can hang around with him, play, paraglide, hang glide.

827
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:08,000
There's a big boss with a massive hand.

828
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,940
And also Astro's playroom.

829
00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:12,940
So big shout out to that and Japan Studios.

830
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,720
Team Asobi.

831
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:25,140
So let's have a look at the iconic PlayStation Square Circle Triangle Cross.

832
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:29,820
What we've done is we've enhanced these in a 3D-istic mode way.

833
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:44,320
This looks... artistic.

834
00:47:44,320 --> 00:48:14,300
This looks like a little bit more.

835
00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:44,280
This looks like a little bit more.

836
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,280
This looks like a...

837
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,280
It looks interesting enough even though it looks...

838
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,280
It looks like it could be shite but it looks good as well.

839
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,280
I feel that way about a lot of games that I see coming out and you see trailers.

840
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,280
They look class but they also look shite as well.

841
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:58,280
Look!

842
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,280
It's funny how I said shite just as it closed up on the...

843
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,280
Your man taking a shite.

844
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,280
Or coincidental.

845
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,280
Whatever way you wanna shkin that apple.

846
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:16,280
Good camera work yeah it's like a film.

847
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,280
It's like an animated feature.

848
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,280
But will it hold up in the gameplay shiteaks?

849
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,280
Time will tell.

850
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:30,280
I'm sure everyone will say it's the classest game ever made that was misunderstood at the time.

851
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,280
And it just wasn't made for a mainstream audience.

852
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,280
But it's just so good.

853
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,280
And if you're intelligent then you'll know that it's good.

854
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:44,280
So what we did here with the X-Circle square cross is we jumbled them around as a cool transition.

855
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,280
What's up everyone? I'm Zion Wears.

856
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,280
The New Orleans Pelicans.

857
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,280
Zion how are ya?

858
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,280
Here we go. The first ever teaser for NBA 2K21.

859
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,280
Yes.

860
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,280
Y'all ready for this.

861
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,280
Y'all ready for this?

862
00:49:55,280 --> 00:50:00,280
*Ding music*

863
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,280
Haven't played it since fuckin...

864
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,280
Since Scotty Pippen was in the game.

865
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,280
Like that's...

866
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,280
It's a long time.

867
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
Never arsed.

868
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280
Never arsed about basketball either.

869
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,280
It just goes from one end to the next end.

870
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,280
One end to the next end.

871
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,280
One end...

872
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,280
*Ding music*

873
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,280
Fucking boring man.

874
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,280
The last two minutes.

875
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,280
The last two minutes are exciting.

876
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,280
*Ding music*

877
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,280
Cool sweat graphic mechanics.

878
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,280
*Ding music*

879
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,280
Space Jam.

880
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:45,280
*Ding music*

881
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,280
Dion.

882
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,280
Thank you very much Dion.

883
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,280
Fall 2020.

884
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,280
*Ding music*

885
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,280
Fall 2020.

886
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,280
*Ding music*

887
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,280
Run for your life.

888
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,280
*Ding music*

889
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,280
So what we did is we took the XO Triangle Square.

890
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,280
The iconic brand logos of PlayStation.

891
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:12,280
And what we did was we shook these guys around as a cool little transition in between the games that you were gonna see at the launch title pad.

892
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,280
Maloney Podcast thank you very much.

893
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,280
So we got a strawberry here.

894
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:20,280
It's a cool little strawberry on the game.

895
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,280
It's got eyes.

896
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,280
It's a kooky little quirky dude.

897
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,280
And he runs around the grass.

898
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,280
What you gotta do is find a rock.

899
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,280
Tisky Super League.

900
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,280
Thank you so much for your tip.

901
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,280
*Ding music*

902
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,280
Half bud, half snack.

903
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:50,160
You made me sign in my age for this shite.

904
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:59,400
You made me prove I was over 18 to watch something that looks like it should be on...

905
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,240
Octodad.

906
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:30,240
*music*

907
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,240
*music*

908
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,240
Alert!

909
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:44,240
My invitation is open! Come join me on the island of Sparks!

910
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:51,240
Liz! I was trying to carry a lamp with my weeny hands, but I dropped it and now the town's on fire!

911
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,240
Oh, again?

912
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,240
Sparks Nights!

913
00:52:55,240 --> 00:53:04,240
*music*

914
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:08,240
*music*

915
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:13,240
*music*

916
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:21,800
fucking octo octo clone man fucking octo clone you see that fucking octo that game on the ps5 last night was fucking shit man

917
00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:28,980
you have a fucking playstation game octo octo shite man fucking rubbish shit

918
00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:35,320
you're watching the playstation launch when it was fucking shit man hitman 3 was all that fucking class

919
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:42,420
then octo shite came on it it was fucking childish man fucking child games then fucking child's play

920
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:49,620
that fucking octo did you see that fucking octo shite for a ps5 man that's fucking child's play

921
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:58,480
hi everyone thank you for being with us today no bother no bother you better pick up the pace

922
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:07,780
yashida the end of the show i have something very near and dear to me yeah fucking show us then soul

923
00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:10,980
you mad man

924
00:54:10,980 --> 00:54:36,640
sam pellegrino thank you very much sam pellegrino john

925
00:54:36,640 --> 00:55:06,620
I'm sorry.

926
00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:14,620
I'm sorry.

927
00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:15,300
Good luck.

928
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,240
Thank you very much.

929
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:20,080
Thank you very much.

930
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,860
And Ninja Gamer as well.

931
00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:24,020
Does your Uncle Tommy play games?

932
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,380
Nobody drives a bus.

933
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:31,840
Which he believes isn't a game.

934
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:38,840
Demon souls.

935
00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:41,020
Right.

936
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:41,540
Fair enough.

937
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:47,700
I think I've just realized here that I'm not going to be impressed by anything.

938
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,840
So I might have to go.

939
00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:51,860
I might have to go.

940
00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:59,860
Deathloop is a next gen first person shooter about rival assassins locked in a time loop.

941
00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:01,520
This is our unique vision.

942
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,980
This is everything you need right here.

943
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:06,080
This is a cool game.

944
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,540
We have created something new and exciting for you to involve yourself with.

945
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:13,820
You can play this game all day, all night long.

946
00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:25,340
Hello, Black Marine.

947
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:29,320
Cold, my predecessor, has been pronounced guilty of treason.

948
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,160
He is to be shot on sight and forth in perpetuity.

949
00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:34,900
Your sentence is appreciated and mandatory.

950
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,660
The real party doesn't start until he's dead.

951
00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:51,360
Watch Dogs Legion should be on it.

952
00:56:51,420 --> 00:56:52,500
Lots of characters in it.

953
00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:53,660
Hitman 3 looks okay.

954
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,340
Probably we'll see what it's like when it releases.

955
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:57,700
It says Ninja Gamer.

956
00:56:58,180 --> 00:56:59,120
20,000.

957
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,480
Not Ninja Gamer 2000.

958
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:02,180
Sorry for getting your name wrong.

959
00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:06,300
Previous iterations of your name were 2000.

960
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:13,680
Oh my god.

961
00:57:13,820 --> 00:57:14,260
Wow.

962
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,360
Look at the door, man.

963
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:15,880
Look at the door.

964
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:16,740
Base door.

965
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,280
Yes.

966
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,880
Now we get...

967
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,100
Now we're beginning to get the picture, lads.

968
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:27,120
I'm glad you copped on to the fucking reality check.

969
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,120
Fallout.

970
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,200
Good morning, Black Reef.

971
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,600
Another day, another death.

972
00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:37,220
Our time loop's fun.

973
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:39,580
Could be a fallout job.

974
00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:44,840
For everyone else on this island, this place is paradise.

975
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:46,860
An ever-ending party.

976
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,940
Where hunting me is the main attraction.

977
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,940
Not too bad.

978
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:53,440
Yeah.

979
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,540
They always cut me down.

980
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,720
But I'm one stubborn motherfucker.

981
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,500
Yet another furry game.

982
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:03,580
What is it?

983
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,700
What is it with all this furry nonsense?

984
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:06,560
Why...

985
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,820
Why has it become fucking mainstreamed?

986
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:11,200
People with dogs' heads in fucking stuff.

987
00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:14,180
Like, it's just fucking cack.

988
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,180
It's not scary, like...

989
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:19,320
What?

990
00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:20,620
What's your take on it?

991
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:22,960
What's your take on it at home?

992
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:30,560
Look at that.

993
00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:31,720
What's your take on that?

994
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:32,740
It's gone.

995
00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:33,380
What?

996
00:58:57,380 --> 00:58:58,740
Fallout 69.

997
00:58:59,020 --> 00:58:59,500
Thank you very much.

998
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:00,900
This is Deathloop.

999
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:03,600
See the head twist.

1000
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,800
Fucking sick head twist there, man.

1001
00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:06,300
Watch this.

1002
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,620
Fucking head twist, man.

1003
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:11,180
Fucking...

1004
00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:14,340
That fucking head twist last day on that fucking rival assassins game.

1005
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,780
Last day on the PS5 launch title, man.

1006
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,480
You see a fucking house plane or a fucking winded.

1007
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,920
This is Deathloop here.

1008
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,580
Fucking play it there, man.

1009
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,680
Fucking slow that down.

1010
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,380
Fucking head twist.

1011
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:27,740
Watch this, man.

1012
00:59:27,740 --> 00:59:28,700
Fucking head twist now.

1013
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:29,840
Fucking mental.

1014
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:30,840
Fucking...

1015
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,840
Fucking...

1016
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,960
Fucking snap, crackle, and pop, man.

1017
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,800
You know what I mean?

1018
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,040
See you later, man.

1019
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,120
See you later, man.

1020
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:59,600
So what we did is we took the original PlayStation logo and what we've done is we've put it in 3D Unity appwares and changed it into a cool little graphical logo, which will transition us in between games.

1021
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,980
His story comes to a close.

1022
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,100
Jerry Adams, thank you very much.

1023
01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:18,260
Bring Back the Eight, thank you very much.

1024
01:00:18,380 --> 01:00:19,620
Fallout 69, thank you very much.

1025
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,220
Sam Pellegrino, John, thank you very much.

1026
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:26,120
And, and, Father of Gluten, thank you very much.

1027
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,880
A tree of mother's grasp and vanished into the trees.

1028
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:35,040
Mother's worried cries faded fast as the girl ran on, over vine, under branch.

1029
01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:38,940
And into the forest.

1030
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,680
What is it with that creepy story?

1031
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:46,240
It's just a local tale.

1032
01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:48,780
You're really into that stuff?

1033
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,700
Quit being so paranoid.

1034
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:59,920
No, no, friendly, friendly.

1035
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,720
Who are you?

1036
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:02,980
Who sent you?

1037
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:06,000
Yeah, this looks good now.

1038
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:06,700
This is alright.

1039
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:07,880
Old man.

1040
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,020
They're coming.

1041
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:09,880
Who is?

1042
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:10,660
Yeah.

1043
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,940
Oh, what's that?

1044
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:14,820
What's that?

1045
01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:18,700
Danger.

1046
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:26,100
The Shining.

1047
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,240
It looks a bit like The Shining.

1048
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:41,340
You'd be shitting bricks.

1049
01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:45,440
Or maybe you'd be shitting Stanley Poo bricks.

1050
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,740
Playing it.

1051
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:49,420
Great graphics.

1052
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,880
Great interplay.

1053
01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:52,160
Great RAM.

1054
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:53,200
Ram-a-steel.

1055
01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,300
Ram-a-steel.

1056
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,840
You need a lot of RAM in your yoke to get it fucking playing well.

1057
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:03,980
Who's that creepy dude, look.

1058
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:08,560
It's got a bit of fucking kissing in it as well.

1059
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,940
Oh, it's got a wolf in it, man.

1060
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:12,920
Wolfman 5.

1061
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,140
Did you see the fucking trailer for Wolfman 5, man?

1062
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:18,220
Village.

1063
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,260
Fucking hey.

1064
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:24,460
Whoa.

1065
01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:25,540
Whoa.

1066
01:02:25,540 --> 01:02:25,820
Whoa.

1067
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:27,660
Whoa.

1068
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,540
Yeah.

1069
01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:32,480
Kill him.

1070
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,480
Go on.

1071
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:34,920
Yeah.

1072
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:36,440
Kill him.

1073
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:38,480
Go on.

1074
01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:42,580
Not even coming out when the machine comes out.

1075
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:45,600
Not even worth the fucking 750 euro price tag.

1076
01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:48,100
Sure.

1077
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:49,000
What is?

1078
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:50,620
Do you know what I mean?

1079
01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:51,620
You'll have to...

1080
01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:54,240
I'll be...

1081
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,280
The same thing.

1082
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,880
I didn't get the PS4 until 2050.

1083
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,700
Do you get me?

1084
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:11,580
Thank you very much.

1085
01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:13,180
Father Gluten.

1086
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,780
Customs spotted at the 5G tower on the Moy Road.

1087
01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:18,340
Big love to Francis.

1088
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:19,400
Keeping me sane.

1089
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,620
Thank you very much for your tips.

1090
01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:24,980
Dion McDade.

1091
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:25,620
Yes, Viper.

1092
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,880
You'd hardly give my mate Noah Mally an old shout out.

1093
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,460
He's a big fan.

1094
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:29,900
Noah.

1095
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,920
I hope you're getting on well, bud.

1096
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:33,600
Budweiser.

1097
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,560
I hope you're doing well.

1098
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,600
Super League says,

1099
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,700
Shout out to Pepito and Cedillo.

1100
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:41,440
Pepito and Cedillo.

1101
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,520
I hope you're getting on well, lads.

1102
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:46,340
It's been a fucking emotional roller coaster so far.

1103
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,900
And it's only going to get even more emotional.

1104
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,020
We've got another little pussycat game.

1105
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,580
Friendly robot.

1106
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:05,480
Innocent girl.

1107
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:08,340
Holographic pussycat.

1108
01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:10,520
Friendly robot man.

1109
01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:15,820
Planet of the robot.

1110
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,320
Robot moon for PlayStation.

1111
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,100
Robot moon for PS5.

1112
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:23,280
No gravity.

1113
01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:24,720
No survivors.

1114
01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:27,340
Friendly robot.

1115
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,420
Little girl.

1116
01:04:28,980 --> 01:04:30,780
Holographic pussycat.

1117
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:32,280
Space eye.

1118
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,040
She has special power girl.

1119
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,900
Rocket booster man.

1120
01:04:41,860 --> 01:04:42,860
I'll do the game.

1121
01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:47,040
This is the game maker doing the voiceover for the launch trailer.

1122
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,360
Space man.

1123
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,160
Little girl.

1124
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,660
Out into never space.

1125
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:52,580
Pragmata.

1126
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:53,720
Lit.

1127
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,460
Holographic pussycat on moon.

1128
01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:56,460
Holographic pussycat on moon.

1129
01:04:58,460 --> 01:04:59,780
Innocent girl.

1130
01:05:00,460 --> 01:05:01,360
Duffle coat.

1131
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,720
Space man earth.

1132
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,180
Freedom.

1133
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:06,600
Freedom moon.

1134
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,900
Who speaks like that.

1135
01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:15,480
Sean Casey.

1136
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,000
The man who invented this game.

1137
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:17,280
Sean.

1138
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:18,800
That's who speaks like this.

1139
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,600
How is the girl breathing?

1140
01:05:24,100 --> 01:05:24,760
Says Harry.

1141
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:25,900
Yeah.

1142
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:26,540
Well look.

1143
01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:26,820
I mean.

1144
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,260
They've got license to do what they want.

1145
01:05:29,340 --> 01:05:30,140
It's a video game.

1146
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:30,400
So.

1147
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:31,580
But I mean.

1148
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:32,640
I do take your point.

1149
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,120
And it has taken me out of the world.

1150
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:35,740
Yeah.

1151
01:05:35,860 --> 01:05:37,380
It really did take me out of the world.

1152
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,280
I enjoyed the trailer for Space man and Pussycat.

1153
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,220
But the way that the girl.

1154
01:05:43,220 --> 01:05:46,520
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1155
01:05:46,520 --> 01:06:00,280
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1156
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,920
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1157
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:07,900
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1158
01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:12,140
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1159
01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:14,900
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1160
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1161
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1162
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1163
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:19,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1164
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1165
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1166
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,720
I didn't like the way that the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1167
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:23,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1168
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1169
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1170
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1171
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1172
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1173
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1174
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,720
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1175
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:46,540
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1176
01:06:46,540 --> 01:07:05,360
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1177
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,360
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1178
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,360
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1179
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,360
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1180
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:20,180
I didn't like the girl could breathe without apparatus.

1181
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:24,580
Okay guys, we got a few gremlins in the system there guys.

1182
01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:25,720
Thanks for staying put.

1183
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:26,720
We're back again.

1184
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:38,800
So, this is an open box sandblast adventure featuring a dreadlocked white chick and a holographic

1185
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:39,800
land snake.

1186
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,800
Oh, it's a dragon.

1187
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,800
I beg your pardon.

1188
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:48,620
We had so much fun animating this little guy that I forgot that he was a dragon and I thought he was a snake.

1189
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:52,360
So, it's an open sand world adventure box.

1190
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:56,880
And you basically got this chick who can climb mountains.

1191
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,160
She's also really handy.

1192
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,300
She got a bow and arrow.

1193
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,380
She rides the back of beasts through deserts.

1194
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:06,200
And also, we got this guy who's hitman in another world.

1195
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,200
Okay?

1196
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,200
He's got barcodes on his head.

1197
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,200
He's groovy.

1198
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,200
He's cool.

1199
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,200
He's wise.

1200
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,200
He's wise.

1201
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,940
Would it be wise to play this game?

1202
01:08:15,940 --> 01:08:22,260
That's what we want the game player to ask themselves when they're playing this game.

1203
01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:27,340
Of course, we do believe that it is wise.

1204
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,500
Horizon Forbidden West.

1205
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:29,940
Please.

1206
01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:32,340
Coming out fall 2029.

1207
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:36,120
Fall 56.

1208
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,600
Fallout 69.

1209
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:49,880
So, we got like a little, we got a woolly mammoth who's been reimagined with bionic eyes and a gorilla trunk.

1210
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,900
We got the guys over a gorilla to animate a brand new mammoth.

1211
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:59,040
They, what they came back with blew our fucking minds.

1212
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:03,080
We're happy to share the first look at Horizon Forbidden West.

1213
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,080
Sure, we've just seen it.

1214
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,220
The story as you move west to a far future America.

1215
01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:11,400
To brave a beautiful but dangerous frontier massed with mysterious new threads.

1216
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,920
Get ready to explore distant lands ravaged by massive storms.

1217
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,680
And take on new powerful machines as you return.

1218
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,560
Why is he stood like that at an angle?

1219
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:21,640
Just the world.

1220
01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:22,940
By massive storms.

1221
01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:23,800
And take on new.

1222
01:09:25,180 --> 01:09:26,080
Advert man.

1223
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,160
Powerful machines.

1224
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:28,400
Powerful machines.

1225
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:28,600
Powerful machines.

1226
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,720
I think there's a lot to look forward to for the community.

1227
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:39,460
The fans are going to be really pleased.

1228
01:09:39,660 --> 01:09:41,200
Flatmate Fred, thank you very much.

1229
01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:43,540
The storyteller, this is incredibly exciting.

1230
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,080
Shout out to my flatmate and lover, Chris.

1231
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,560
No matter where they are, who they are.

1232
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,540
You have experiences like we've never had before.

1233
01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:55,540
More iconic, interesting characters.

1234
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,720
More atmospheric, immersive worlds.

1235
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,720
We want to wow players.

1236
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:01,800
Expect the unexpected.

1237
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,180
And I for one can't wait.

1238
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:03,920
We can't wait.

1239
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,480
We can't wait to share them with you.

1240
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,680
It's so exciting.

1241
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:07,620
It's so cool.

1242
01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:11,060
I can't wait to be, I can't wait to tell you everything about this game.

1243
01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,160
It's so exciting.

1244
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:17,400
I've devoted my whole life to creating this game about a woolly mammoth with bionic eyes.

1245
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,480
If you don't enjoy it, I'll be very disheartened.

1246
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,040
Sony PS5 coming soon

1247
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,760
Cool and groovy animations

1248
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:59,380
Yes, we designed some cool and groovy animations for the PlayStation 5 launch titles

1249
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:03,520
This was gonna go in conjunction with Horizon 5: Zero Dawn

1250
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:13,720
So what we did was we we managed to recreate the iconic PlayStation branding that is the triangle the circle the square and the X and we did it in a kind of like a multitude of

1251
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,080
miniature

1252
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:24,440
Little particles so they part they're like the red C parted like a your biblical style and what happens is they they come together in a very nice

1253
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:33,020
Way and reveal it's like a curtain pulling back the curtain to reveal the PlayStation 5 itself

1254
01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:36,260
Sitting on a shelf

1255
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:43,200
Anaconda G. Thank you very much and grid rain 741. Thank you very much. I can't see the chat lads

1256
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:48,800
The chat has gone off since we crashed since the last crash happened, but I hope that

1257
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,460
You can still fucking see me anyway. It says that you can

1258
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,680
Let me try something here and refresh this York

1259
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,920
Back again, thank you

1260
01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:15,020
Okay, guys, so we got the PlayStation 5 here. It's a brand new console. It's gonna be coming out holiday 2025

1261
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:19,800
Wow, it looks like cyberspace and wow you got a groovy little pad there

1262
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,860
We've gone for the banana controller with which we said we wouldn't do last year last time

1263
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:33,240
So they revolutionized the controller and to be honest I was expect I wasn't expecting the controller to be as cool as it as it was

1264
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:39,520
It looks like a piece of art in your hands and it feels like it like a silky piece of art

1265
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:52,440
Look at those contours. We got USB we got high-speed HDMI data connectivity

1266
01:12:52,440 --> 01:13:00,260
We got two playstations for the price of one both of these bad boys you got ps5 and then you got ps5 digital edition

1267
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:05,720
What does that mean? We don't know but it's gonna cost more money and it will be the prestige

1268
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:12,560
We got a dual sense a dual sense charging station for both controllers

1269
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:19,100
We got HD cameras to spy on you. We got pulse 3d headset immediate remote as well

1270
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:26,640
It's gonna be an all get rid of your media center media player ps5 is gonna be your first stop shop for all things entertainment

1271
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:40,320
Of our future today. Yeah, you've seen our most striking console design yet garden Ramsey is this that can only be enjoyed with the full range of

1272
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:45,640
PlayStation 5 ps5 re shite man go back to fucking kitchen nightmares man

1273
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:54,860
No transitions and we put years of work into making them happen looking hell's kitchen a unique benefits of moving from one generation to the next

1274
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:57,080
Thank you for joining us

1275
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:01,860
Do more series of hell's kitchen that was class. Do you reckon you'll do more series of hell's kitchen?

1276
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:06,560
Why don't you do more series will Netflix? Why don't you do a series on Netflix man?

1277
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:17,940
Okay, guys, there we go. That's everything everything you wanted to know and more about the PlayStation 5

1278
01:14:17,940 --> 01:14:27,780
An incredible piece of technology which comes at you in a number of ways and

1279
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:35,700
And just blast it out the park each and every individual title blasts it out of the park you're gonna be blasted

1280
01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:43,200
Prepare to be blasted by this by this machine ratchet and clank

1281
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:50,700
Wank and Dexter it's all gonna be here. It's gonna cost the best part of a thousand euros

1282
01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:55,500
Okay, it's not gonna be worth the price at start at launch

1283
01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:03,980
But people who want to be trendsetters in their own right and and display their own material wealth can can pick it up and

1284
01:15:04,980 --> 01:15:06,980
Make other people jealous

1285
01:15:06,980 --> 01:15:08,980
But maybe wait until 2022

1286
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,420
Before you can even be bothered

1287
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,120
Parting with the cash

1288
01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:23,300
Thanks so much for being a part of this. I hope that your life is improved somewhat and that tomorrow when you wake up your life

1289
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:29,980
You will be happy if you were having a shit day today think about tomorrow when you wake up and remember all the things that you see today

1290
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:33,780
Jack and Daxter the do dual sense controller

1291
01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:38,780
Spaceman and little girl

1292
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,580
Fucking Abe's Oddworld Odyssey

1293
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:44,100
NBA again

1294
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,600
Studio Ghibli

1295
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:52,440
Hitman 3 Gran Turismo Gran Gran Turismo 7 and

1296
01:15:56,180 --> 01:16:03,860
And no Grand Theft Auto 6 no GTA 6 just GTA 5 again it's gonna be so hype

1297
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:11,940
Shit's gonna be so hype for GTA 6 GTA 5 again 8 year old game on PS5 see you later guys

1298
01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,740
Has no limits except it does

1299
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:20,020
PlayStation see you later guys. Thanks for your tips. Thank you very much and thanks for watching

1300
01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:22,520
Ninja Gave a bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

1301
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,520
Bye.
